Beautiful Artex

Damn! I knew I picked the wrong week to stop dropping acid! I can see there's a cat and a dancing woman in a big brandy snifter and some mountains, and maybe a slingshot. I just don't know what it all means! Especially the UFO part. If you have any idea, feel free to email me.

Nothing could be more natural than this "nature scene" of a deer done in lurid Artex paints. It takes a pretty skillful artist to make the deer look like it's resting its chest on the log while kicking its feet up in the air. Or else maybe that deer is just naturally really flexible.

Nothing screams "romance" louder than this wall hanging. I'm just disappointed that there were no automotive detailing kits advertised in the Artex catalogue. Surely anyone would be proud to display this beautiful rendition of...whatever it is...on their vehicle. They say a picture paints a thousand words, but in this case I have just three: What the hell?

Ooh, bathroom decor. If you're the klassy type, the Greek urn idea is probably just what you're looking for. Fun-lovin' types may prefer the wacky designs below.

Personally, I'd love to apply the skunk ones onto our toilet the day we move out of this apartment. Considering the management of our bulding has yet to address any of the repair issues I outlined in a couple of letters a year ago, it would give me great pleasure to imagine them trying to scrape Artex off the toilet bowl. But I'm just petty that way.

Why? No, really, Lord. Why?