People, people who need Artex... |
This chick is obviously an Artex instructor's dream client. I think it's safe
to say she's purchased every single colour of paint they put out. We can only assume that Artex does not work on
ceramics. Why else would her coffee pot remain free of the Artex blight?
Lady, I can't stress this enough: switch to decaf.
Dangerously
caffeinated women with too much time on their hands are not the only people
who can get into the fun that is Artex. Young lovers might want to take
the time they would otherwise have wasted on premarital sex and put it
to a more wholesome use by creating some butt-ugly Artex designs.
Get the
whole family involved! I'm sure I don't know the man who wouldn't love
to decorate stuff with football sports transfers!
Little Thindy Brady obviously thinks she needs even more Hanna-Barbera transfers on her tunic. And Mom looks like
she's contemplating adding a monogram to her helmet-- er, hair.
Dude, you
are super-bad-ass. But, say, aren't you the dad from the last layout?
What happened to your football sports transfers? Or are we just looking
in on your secret Jack Tripper fantasy?
You know, I've got some sad news for you. No woman would actually date a man whose walls were covered with dreck
like those car posters. Hey, don't shoot the messenger!
See some of the Artex items that cool people
like the ones above
might hypothetically create.
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