My dream career (Welcome to the Artex Adventure!)

This bag alone is enough to make me want to become an Artex instructor. Yeah, I realize everyone was stoned to the gills throughout the '70s, but I still refuse to believe that "virgin vinyl" could be anything but a big ol' joke.

At our parties people usually just talk and eat and consume the beverage of their choice. But now I know what's been missing all along. Obviously our guests would be much more enthralled if I whipped out my homemade crafts and forced them to compliment my handiwork. I'll keep it in mind for the next time we entertain.

Truly the cat's pyjamas: being crowned "Queen of Artex" at one of their conventions! I just want to know why the cape looks so tasteful. If everything else in your home is covered with painted-on daisies and owls, wouldn't you want your "Queen of Artex" cape to be also?

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