I'd
love to pretend that my home is filled with priceless Art Nouveau treasures
that I picked up at garage sales for a song. The sad truth is that I'm
more drawn to the tacky and weird stuff, like the two-dollar brass chandelier
dripping with crystals that now makes our bedroom look like the bordello
of your tackiest, most decadent dreams. I realize that making fun of the type of cast-offs you're likely to find at your typical garage sale is like shooting fish in a barrel. But that won't stop me. And why should it? These crafty things, quite frankly, tend to blow. Pretty hard, actually. |
Arcane knowledge that probably sounded pretty good once upon a time | |
Go on and click, because you know you love ugly crafts |
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What constituted "food" for earlier generations |
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Inspired by all the 25-cent romance novels I've picked up at garage sales, I'm ready to launch my own romance novel career |
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